As I was working out in the gym today I found myself constantly picking the wedgy that seemed to be consistently working its way into my ass. You might ask, “Joel, why was your underwear creeping over to your ass so much today?”
Well my friend, the culprit is novelty/holiday/generic boxers! All of us guys have gotten them, be i the underwear with the hearts for Valentine’s Day or the one’s with Santa Claus for X-Mas. We all know these pieces of crap underwear should only be worn once for a holiday and they tossed out since they:
- Feel like shit.
- Give you wedgies.
- Almost always loose their elasticity after taking them out of the package.
- If they have a button in the front, the button will most certainly come-off, allowing your John Thomas to flail out at random and in-opportune times.
However, we all was keep these vagrants of the underwear world around. And there is a good reason why, it is because we can put off laundry day one more day bye wearing this shitty underwear. So, as I sit here writing this surrounded by mountains of dirty clothes, I can’t ignore the fact that I need to buy some flowers so I can get my girlfriend to do my laundry.
