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A man's morning poop is a celebrated time in a man's day. This is the time we get to have perfect peace and quiet, we are able to enjoy our newspaper or magazine without interruption. If you are a woman this will sound completely ridiculous and foreign to you; and that’s ok, that means you are normal.

To add another layer of greatness onto a man’s morning poop is if he is able to have this morning poop at work. Nothing is better than getting paid to read the paper; and there is no better excuse to not be working than pooping.

Not only does Microsoft have the lockdown as the defacto operating system for PC's. They expect us to shell out more money for a limited edition "signature" version of windows.